HOORAH FOR HOLLYWOOD

I spent Wednesday night in Los Angeles on an overnight stop-over. I got chatting to a girl in a bar at the hotel. She told me all about the many failed auditions she has been too and how most hollywood directors are creeps.
I ended up with her naked in my hotel room and spent a very pleasent night having amazing sex with this very hot girl. The next morning I had to leave at about 10am to get back to the airport, she kissed me farewell and slipped me a piece of paper with her cell phone number on it for when I was next in town.
On the way back to the airport I was relaying this story to my taxi driver, he said that for a man in uniform hollywood is an open door but for actors and actresses its just easier to shag the men in uniform's, still not sure what he was getting at, answers on a postcard!!!

WELL DONE TO B.A PILOTS

I qualified as a pilot just over four years ago. I have flown around 480,000 miles. The biggest thing that a pilot fears is total engine failure. That complete loss of power turns your plane into a huge glider, at the mercy of the winds and gravity. What happened to those two British Airways pilots at Heathrow has happened to me, but mercifully only in the simulator. It takes extreme skill to try to keep an aircraft aloft without any power, especially during the critical times of take-off and landing. The demands on engines are greatest at these times as is pilot skill and concentration.

I don't work for British Airways but every pilot will offer their congratulations to those two B.A pilots who's flying skills undoubtedly saved many lives and a major disaster. Had those engines failed 30 seconds earlier and the outcome would have been very different so yes they were lucky too. However this is one of those occasions when the skill of man outdid the capabilities of machine!!

ITS MY BIRTHDAY

Today is my 28th birthday. I am having to celebrate it with a night flight to Tokyo later on.
Nothing like the cockpit of a 747 to have my co-pliots sing happy birthday to me!!!!

I went to this club in New York the other day, A middle aged guy was next to me at the bar, he says his wife left him for another man, I said I'm sorry to hear that, he says no its ok really I have been screwing her friend. `oh` I say, so whats the problem. Well he says her friend who I screwed and the guy she left me for is the same guy!!!!!! God I love america

HELP

A married lady who I had a brief fling with last year has just sent me an email to tell me that she found out on Christmas Eve that her husband has been seeing someone else for the last year.
I really liked her but I did'nt want to spilt up her family so I called it off. Now she is single again I'm not sure what to do. I think I better keep clear for the time being in case she takes him back but any advice would be of help...................anyone